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A Love Letter from the Trump National Golf Club in Sterling, Virginia, to President Trump
Dearest Donald,
It has been two days since you last visited me. I know that will seem like nothing to you. Your hours have been spent engaging in important affairs of state, studying policy tweets, and guarding the nation from imbalanced cable news coverage. But I have done nothing but pine for your return.
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Message from the Smartphone Promotion Association
The invention of the smartphone has generated at least 300,000 jobs in America. These are good jobs that can’t be offshored and provide a good living for our citizens. The top categories of smartphone-created jobs include:
- marriage counselors
- oncologists
- tow truck drivers and ambulance crews