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Message from the Smartphone Promotion Association

By Jonathan

The invention of the smartphone has generated at least 300,000 jobs in America. These are good jobs that can’t be offshored and provide a good living for our citizens. The top categories of smartphone-created jobs include:

  • marriage counselors
  • oncologists
  • tow truck drivers and ambulance crews

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