God’s a lousy planner.
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99% of Divine Beings who have implemented our PM suite report They would recommend Atlassian to a Friend who’s thinking of starting a universe.
Our Users report:
- Less time required to correct mistakes in the original plan (floods, pandemics, swarms of locusts or murder hornets, etc.)
- Clear communication channels lead to more gratitude and fawning from the species they create and higher sacrifice rates
- No need to call in expensive contractors (messiahs/avatars) to back up the project team
- Improved pantheon satisfaction and retention (references available from the Hindu gods)
- Our workflow tools cut build time from an average of 6 days to 3 days, leaving more time to rest!
- Fewer unexpected bugs, like the human appendix, the coccyx, and nipples on men