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Guadalajara Remains

By Tia Creighton

I don’t recognize you, Horizontal Man,

resting on your Costco shopping cart.

You say that I ruined your trip?

So sorry.

But I got to stay an extra night.

Look where I am now.

Look at me now!

Vertical and climbing

Cavorting with the rest of them in Ross, C.A.

I’m sure you led a good life.

I’m sure you raised five or six kids.

Perhaps, you were huge in academia.

But I—I am me!

And you…you are wearing slip-on, drugstore shoes.

IN THIS ISSUE


Drones

  • THE UA SKY DRONE™ FREEDOM FOR THE ACTIVE PAROLEE, by Tia Creighton
  • PROGRAMMING, by Sam Holloway
  • SUNRISE, by Jonathan Whithe
  • LIVE AS CAREFREE AS A MAN—GUARANTEED!, by Tia Creighton
  • DRONES—NOW DELIVERING!, by The Editors
  • THERE’S AMBIGUITY SURROUNDING THIS PARTICULAR LABEL DRONE, by Tia Creighton
  • GUADALAJARA REMAINS, by Tia Creighton

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